Thanks for the Kit tips - Plaintree M40 smock and helmet cover on order from Anthony
ive been wearing an m43 cap at work for the last 2 months, and its aged wonders, dirt grime, wet dry cycles have relly taken the newness off.
also ive had my helmet rolling around on the van floor the same time, aged it a treat, also came in usefull on a building site when i got asked to wear a hardhat 
. should have seen the tit-heads safty guys face when i got my "hardhat" out of the van.............. priceless. 
"Take that you rotton helping of strawberry flan!"
Joseph Porta to "strawberrys and cream", in the sven hassel book ,ogpu prison
lol, just another day in Porta's world...!! 
You've got nothing to ein, zwei, drei, vier
should have seen the tit-head safety guys face when I got my "hard hat" out of the van.............. priceless.
Priceless indeed - Fantastich Tony !!
LMFAO I'd have paid good money to see the look on the 'elf 'n safety arsenugget's face when you pulled a jerry lid out the wagon
When we were a Kingdom it was run by a King
When we were an Empire it was run by an Empress
Now we're a country we're run by a..........
on another new building site, The "Kashmir youth project" in rochdale, a groundworker in his fifties saw the el`met on the passenger footwell and said,"fooking hell, is that a german hat"
then "can i have a look"
he then puts on the el`met, and shouts accross site to his mate, "here ......who do i look like"
then he "hailed a taxi" so to speak 
i promptly took my el`met back , and told him, tits like him, get people like me, a bad name,
so the el`met is on a strict," look with your eyes and not your hands" basis when builders ask now
"Take that you rotton helping of strawberry flan!"
Joseph Porta to "strawberrys and cream", in the sven hassel book ,ogpu prison
on another new building site, The "Kashmir youth project" in rochdale, a groundworker in his fifties saw the el`met on the passenger footwell and said,"fooking hell, is that a german hat"
then "can i have a look"
he then puts on the el`met, and shouts accross site to his mate, "here ......who do i look like"
then he "hailed a taxi" so to speak
i promptly took my el`met back , and told him, tits like him, get people like me, a bad name,
so the el`met is on a strict," look with your eyes and not your hands" basis when builders ask now
